brontesommerfeld:

i closed the curtains so only a peek got through

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

35 minutes ago // 96,567 notes

australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 


this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you
ghdos:

themochagoddess:

nanodash:

scienceyoucanlove:

These condoms include Vivagel, a new antiviral compound that disables 99.9% of HIV, herpes, and other sexually transmitted viruses:http://bit.ly/1ne3B9V
from Science Alert

Discuss.
Additional, slightly more detailed, article (x). It uses nanotech!

*orders box even though I never have sex..just in case*

Wow.

1 hour ago // 289,305 notes

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

1 hour ago // 83,387 notes

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via diplosomia)

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire)

2 hours ago // 37,726 notes

ill-intentions1:

mganwahs:

purrrsuit-of-happinesss:

This girl is her high school football teams quarterback. The cheerleader is her girlfriend

I love every second of this


Perfect.
sabrinanelliejuarez:

 

thatweirdgirlwiththedog:

gypsums:

how many more days until the super bowl ends?

#how to piss off soccer and football fans at the same time

(Source: gypsums)

2 hours ago // 30,084 notes